Walk softly, and carry a big pen. But it's best to do it naked. That way we can all enjoy the pen.
 
He's just too darned pretty here not to have more of him on display. A chest shot, at the very least!
 
It's hot as hell down there. Have mercy on the boy, get his clothes off!
 
He's fully clothed and yet in bed. No wonder he's confused! Think of plot plausibility, please!
 
It's just wrong to stick out your tongue but refuse to stick out anything else. Big tease.
 

"Urgo says mine's bigger, Jack."

"That just doesn't make sense."

At least that's how the conversation should have gone.