They're not 3-D goggles, Jack. No, they won't make Daniel's bits look bigger than they are. Nice try, though!
 
Unfortunately, simply dropping Daniel's drawers won't convince the Russian that Jack equal opportunity offends. The shirt has to come off, too.
 
Not a man or woman on that base wouldn't risk everything to get another glimpse at The Sacred Jackson Nipples.
 
If Daniel just did a little Infirmary Striptease and shook his sumptuous booty, the Russian would have blood counts the whole base would envy.
 
Yes, Jack. The Civilian Audit concluded that Daniel Jackson parading around the base naked improves morale by up to 875%! Go figure, huh?
 
Jack knows he's never looked better. Thanks to Daniel's weekly classes in Exhibitionism 101, Jack has gained new confidence in 'gating in the buff. Rumor has it that's a storyline for the second half of Season 8. (If you write those letters, boys and girls!)