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They're
not 3-D goggles, Jack. No, they won't make Daniel's bits look bigger than
they are. Nice try, though! |
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Unfortunately,
simply dropping Daniel's drawers won't convince the Russian that Jack equal
opportunity offends. The shirt has to come off, too. |
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Not
a man or woman on that base wouldn't risk everything to get another glimpse
at The Sacred Jackson Nipples. |
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If Daniel
just did a little Infirmary Striptease and shook his sumptuous booty, the
Russian would have blood counts the whole base would envy. |
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Yes,
Jack. The Civilian Audit concluded that Daniel Jackson parading around the
base naked improves morale by up to 875%! Go figure, huh? |
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Jack
knows he's never looked better. Thanks to Daniel's weekly classes in Exhibitionism
101, Jack has gained new confidence in 'gating in the buff. Rumor has it
that's a storyline for the second half of Season 8. (If you write those
letters, boys and girls!) |
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