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Yes,
Jack. Thor named his ship The Daniel Jackson because it's long, and sleek,
and... well, you get the picture. It also has more missiles in the weapons
array than the O'Neill had. No offense, buddy. |
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As payback
for shooting Daniel, Jack has to change the wound's dressing twice a day.
Daniel's wondering why Jack was actually aiming for his ass. |
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Maybe,
just maybe, Dr. Jackson, Jack wouldn't be spending time on the phone with
Hammond if you waited in the briefing room in the buff? Hmm? Think about
it, genuis! |
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Tell
Jack Anubis has a cool, automatic clothes-stripping device hidden at his
base, and you guys couldn't get your BDU's back! That'll get his cantankerous
ass to open the iris! |
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Oh,
for cryin' out loud, he's still in the medical tubing choke hold! Quick!
Grab the paddles and rip his shirt open! |
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Okay...
gotta admit... probably best to stay clothed in this scene. Sam mighta been
mesmerized by the Infamous Jackson Johnson and accidentally aimed too low.
Ouch. |
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