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Lose
the threads and do a jitterbug... Jack'll finally see ya for sure! |
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Thorough analysis
has led to the hypothesis that the one-finger wave is indicative of a pending
stiffie. Long may the Jackson Johnson wave! |
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No, we're not
kidding. |
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The ex chippie
deserves a glimpse of flesh, for old times sake. |
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Eeep! Did he
pinch some pubes in his zipper or something? |
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Daniel could
concentrate so much better in his old lab in Chicago if he'd just drop his
pants and make himself comfortable. |
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You should
see what he can do with his other weapon! Actually, we should see it, too. |
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The ribbon
device should not give him blue-balls! If he dropped his drawers, fans could
see that they're mistaken in their blue-balls diagnosis. |
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Helloooo, bondage
here! Clothes are just nonsensical in this situation. |
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The only sensible
entertainment for visiting Tok'ra dignitaries is a Daniel Jackson stripper
routine. |
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Relax, you
can keep the g-string for this routine. |
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