It's a proven fact that all men feel that comparing their dangly bits is the most common way to relieve boredom.
   
If Daniel was nekkid, he and Jack would be able to keep better track of whose balls were whose.
   
Butt-shot alert! Dude, that is one Fabulous Ass.
   
Crotch-shot alert!
   
"Don't mind me."
   

Hands where can see 'em, boys. We know what we walked in on. Don't try to put one (or two) over on us!

   

Dammit! We still can't tell whether he dresses left or right. It's not fair!

Jack, stop snickering.

   
Yes, we do have ways of finding out. Scary, isn't it!
   
Another cinematic imperative for nudity. What a purty face! That complexion deserves to be ogled head to toe.
   
Oh, now that's a centerfold pose if I ever saw one! And I have. Trust me.
   
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