Best way to cheer up Teal'c is to show him your buns.

Honest!

Candlelight, male bonding, relaxation... no pants would be perfectly natural.

Oh, please. How can Jack and Daniel be hard on the recruits when they're covered head to toe?

It's all in the details, guys.

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You get the idea.

Give us a break. Daniel wouldn't waste a cushy chair like that on a boring classified file. He'd have a Playgirl and a bottle of Astro-Glide. Realism counts, people.

Isn't that cute? playing Peekaboo with the cadets.

Shouldn't he have a set of Peekaboo BDU's for that? Sorta like a Peekaboo nightie, but in that lovely military green?

Getting ready to pow-wow with the goa'uld-human hybrid clone, the Daniel WE know would get naked so she wouldn't feel so vulnerable in that glass cage of hers.

Why is it that when Daniel concentrates, he looks as though he's on the cusp of orgasm?

Not complaining, mind you.

Guys, please! Nekkidness here woulda been a thing of cinematic beauty, what with the reflections and all.

Geez, I thought you guys lived for artistic shit like that!