The eyebrows are well-groomed, here. While looking quite enticing, it's too much a distraction. The scene would have more balance if we had his entire, naked body to contemplate, rather than just the eyebrows.

(Ignore that ominous beep you hear. It's the site's BS meter)

He needs to teach these people the art of temporary tattoos made from their newspaper headlines.

He could use the soft, supple expanse of The Fabulous Ass as their test canvass.

Jack won't pay attention to Jaffa customs until Daniel gets to the part about the ritual mud-wrestling. Daniel should really know better by now.

No mud-wrestling? Jack feels another spanking coming on. God, we love him.

Carter is NOT invited to Ry'ac's bachelor party. She'll have to use her imagination when it comes to Daniel popping out of that giant Jaffa cake.

(Extra visual treat for those UK viewers)

If he'd just take off all his clothes, those Jaffa chicks would shut up and pay attention.

That Lotan guy would probably be more cooperative if Daniel showed him some skin.

A glimpse of nipple would do wonders taking our minds off of the hideous sideburns.

Such a crisp, white set for this scene. The green just doesn't go. Neutral colors, such as... oh, SKIN TONE woulda been better.