Ooh, pointy finger again. Bad time for a stiffie, though, when he's trying to show everyone what those symbols mean. Logic indicates that if Daniel was naked here, he'd have three pointers instead of one.

Nice little stripper expression. Looks like he's about to bust a move, and get some hip action going. The Russian's quietly waiting for a lookie.

Okay, what kinda stripper act involves a blow-torch? Kinky, bro.

Did he put the torch away a little too late? He's wearing his owie face. We should get him naked and check all the vital bits for burns, and apply ointment as necessary.

Shut up? Shut up?? Back up the wagon, bucko.

Jack is not permitted to use the phrase 'shut up' to Daniel, unless it is immediately followed by, 'and strip.'

Daniel is big on seeing all sides of things. Put your money where your mouth is, cupcake. Show us all your sides!

Jack said he was sorry? Frigging momentous occasion!

They should celebrate it by getting matching silk robes and renting a few Merchant/Ivory films, to spend a weekend of quality time, bonding over the likes of A Room with a View and Howards End. Don't forget Maurice, fellas.

They can run, read and write real fast with those arm bands. That means Daniel should be able to strip real fast, too. We shoulda seen a demonstration!

Between the arm bands and all the protein he'd been eating, he shoulda had some extra muscle definition. In the interests of science, we should have seen this. In detail.