Dear Writer/Producer,

We have decided to hold you captive and have our wicked way with you unless you concede to our demands.

Unless you deliver unto us several glimpses of tender Daniel Jackson flesh this coming season, we shall gather upon street corners across America and distribute bumper stickers that have the following caption:

"Honk for Naked Peter DeLuise"

We feel that our request is quite reasonable and that with little incentive, the actor in the role of Daniel Jackson could be coerced into cooperation. It is within your power to bestow upon needy fans everywhere a few precious, and rather cheap thrills.

It would mean a great deal to us, so please consider this very humble request and we will happily subside in our ruthless plans for the very affable Mr. DeLuise.

Most gratefully,
Devoted Fan
(I'm not so insane that I'd actually put my name on here)

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