Dear Writer/Producer,

As a long time fan of Stargate SG-1, I'm writing to beg that you have mercy on me and fellow fans. If the end of Hormonally-driven, Dominatrix-dressing SuperSam is nowhere in sight, we plead with you to counter those eyesores with a little Daniel eyecandy.

Heck, even if we have seen the end of Lt. Col BDSM Barbie, we could use some Daniel eyecandy. Think of it as compensatory damages. For every Sex-Object-Sam we were subjected to, we get one Daniel in his underwear. Hey, that's fair! It's not like we're asking for Daniel to run around in public that way as Carter did. Just, the next time the character is in someplace like a bedroom, or oh, say, a lockerroom, just consider the merits of having Daniel appear with a towel around his waist, or just pulling his BDU's over his luscious rump. Female fans will reward you with loyal viewing and soaring DVD sales. Trust me.

Oh, and feel free to throw in some shots of barely-dressed new boy Ben Browder's character, if the occasion is right. Just remember that half-naked Browder is not a substitute for half-naked Shanks.

Sincerely,
Devoted Fan

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