Letters that our StripDaniel viewership have sent: Letter 1: It has come to my attention that Stargate SG1 is missing something! The scripts are solid, the acting and directing superb but what we (the fans) really need and would *VERY* much appreciate is more nekkid Daniel. Bare feet, tummy and arms would add so much more to each and every shot. An extra butt shot here and there would not go amiss either;) Mine was one of the many ‘squeals to be heard around the world’ when season 7 first aired and believe, if season 8 is to be the last, then it should go out in the same style – with a nekkid Daniel! Gratefully yours, Letter 2: Now you've done it. All I can think about all day is Daniel in the buff. I can't get any work done. I will be fired from my job. The apocalypse will come. The Terminator will once again be elected for Governor in California. What can you do to avert this catastrophic scenario? A little more Daniel Skin Peek-a-Boo would do the trick. If I had that treat on film, I'd be able to get it out of my head. Thank you for kindly considering my request. Letter 3: Dear Sir, Kindly consider showing some more naked Daniel skin to dedicated viewers of SG-1. We're running out of time and we think our long devotion should be rewarded with a little flesh! Guys have gotten their share of T&A, so now it's the girls' turn. Come on, you know it won't hurt anything, and we promise to make it worthwhile in DVD sales. We'll even pay attention to the plot, we swear! Many thanks for your understanding and cooperation. Letter 4: Hello. Get Daniel naked, please. Just a little. Let the series go out with a bang and some delicious Daniel Booty. We can have both, I'm sure. Thanks. Letter 5: I have come to discover that fans are again uniting in a noteworthy humanitarian entertainment cause: that of requesting more glimpses of the flesh of one Daniel Jackson, feature character on Stargate: SG-1. This is a cause I fully support, and so I ask that you consider the enormous warm fuzzy feeling you'll gain by displaying such generosity to the fans. I also realize that though giving in itself can be quite a reward, practicality demands a look at the bottom line. So, allow me to remind you of the financial rewards to be reaped by the studio and producers when women around the world rush to buy the Season 8 DVD's. A nipple for us, and a tidy sum for you. Everybody wins! So go ahead, get those clothes off Daniel Jackson and let's make this a happier world! Regards, |