10.) Those Tok'ra sure do know how to throw a party!

9.) Where can we get some more of that Blood of Sokar?

8.) So what if she was the Destroyer of Worlds. Did you see the rack on that chick?

7.) Have you noticed Teal'c's triceps lately?

6.) Clay Aiken is way better than Ruben Studdard.

5.) Your Aztec Moon Goddess Sculpture looks great next to your Aztec Double-Headed Serpent.

4.) Who cares about the damned Ion Cannon? It's the principle of the thing.

3.) I'll trade you my GI Joe for your Borneo Fertility Statue?

2.) Let's get a snack and cuddle!

1.) Is that a fossil in your pocket or are ya just glad to see me?